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February 20, 2003 - 11:24 *****************NSA INTERCEPT -- 2/17/02***************** *ring* *ring* Agent Monkey: Hello? Subject 2: Hello, is Z**** there? Agent Monkey: Can I ask who is calling? S2: Sure, this is Harold Broflowska of the Maryland State Fraternal Order of Police, we're looking for donations to support our brave Troopers out there protecting you. Agent Monkey: Oh, well Z**** isn't here, he's dead. HB: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sir. We here at the Maryland State Police didn't know that. You certainly have our condolences. Agent Monkey: Thank you, goodbye. HB: Goodbye sir. *click* *****************CIA Bug Transcript 2/17/02***************** Z****: Who was that? Agent Monkey: Oh, the Maryland State Police, they're sorry you're dead. z****: Oh, OK. *PAUSE* If they cancel my driver's license, I'm going to kick your ass. Agent Monkey: That's fair. /END INTERCEPT � � |